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CAT RULES -


TAGS: they talk amongst themselves
Rating: 4.62/5

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Sean - May 9, 2010, 1:55 am
Thank God Airman used the word "rules" in the title. All my feline buddies just sniffed contemptuously at that and walked away. Lord help me if any of them reads this.
Sleeves - May 7, 2010, 6:51 pm
5 cats for this one


ATHEISM -


TAGS: hey mark no tunneling here
Rating: 2.9/5

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mrwhyte - September 13, 2010, 7:48 pm
This is asolutely hilarious especially with how atheists get so bent out of shape.. They have artificially created bacteria.. Which now can lead to more theories we are just a scientific experiment.. Hey someone has put props out to our alien overlords.
forseti - April 4, 2010, 6:49 pm
Don't believe in any god but this is great! 5 ;)
Occupo Noctis - January 4, 2010, 5:08 pm
Somebody light a match.. too many brain farts in here...
mitchell93 - November 3, 2009, 11:11 am
at least there is proof of the big bang homo
Ed-Hyde - August 26, 2009, 3:30 pm
Full theory of life, Science edition. http://www.motifake.com/view.php?id=67540
LogicDude - August 26, 2009, 3:07 pm
Big Bang...yeah, that's what your Mom said...is that realistic enough you prick?
John Doe - August 26, 2009, 2:41 pm
The big bang formed debris which clung to each other because of the gravitational pulls.They eventually became as large as planets.chemical reactions formed bacteria that evolved into life forms.More realistic than a prick that created life out of nothing
BoneCD - July 31, 2009, 8:23 am
Mad cow to you pin ***k
Harrison - July 31, 2009, 7:38 am
This is bull****. The person who made this has the mental capacity and open-mindedness of a dead cow.
Guest - March 20, 2009, 3:26 pm
Ugh. This poster is about as accurate about atheism as the "makes perfect sense" posters against religion are.
Nero V - March 12, 2009, 9:23 pm
An atheist is someone who doesn't believe in any gods. Not 'God' with a capital G, this is a specific reference to the Abrahamic god. We simply don't believe in any gods at all.
logic - March 10, 2009, 10:09 pm
well did a little reading and it seems were haveing a etymology argument that has been had many a time. either one of us could be right, i conced since i could be wrong or right but either way it dosent matter the final result is nearly identical.
logic - March 10, 2009, 9:56 pm
look at the root of the word (adding a before theism) the origin of the word refered to people who rejected all forms of theism yes thats rejecting there theorys of god, and i understand paganism is broad and it may not be necessarily a theistic belief
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:53 pm
atheism |ˈāθēˌizəm| noun the theory or belief that God does not exist. Do you know anything about religion? OBVIOUSLY NOT! I am a Pagan, and paganism is a very broad religion, and very open to interpretation.
logic - March 10, 2009, 9:50 pm
sorry but the word itself not what people have come to use as the common term simply means a rejection of theism (hence a-theist) while some pagans may claim atheism but paganism can be argues to be a type of theism so dosent quite work
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:50 pm
The funny thing is- I bet you're one of those people who claim to be atheist and have no idea what Atheism is.
logic - March 10, 2009, 9:47 pm
also there was no magic, the expantion of the universe is all physics and extractions of events that can be tested small scale today. and not knowing what was before the universe (we have some good theroys) isnt the same as saying it came from nothing
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:46 pm
Atheism is not believing in a God, actually ''logic''. There are Pagan Atheists. You're thinking nihilist.
logic - March 10, 2009, 9:44 pm
actually atheism is being non theist, or not accepting religions. so its a rejection of belief. not to mention saying something came from nothing then became something is a straw man simple minded theists use because they wont reserch the theorys
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:17 pm
Atheism is more of a belief


PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...




YOUR CIRCLE -




INNER STRENGTH -


TAGS: because they can
Rating: 4.64/5

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birddseedd - January 3, 2014, 2:04 pm
TLDR First time using that dumb euphemism
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 18, 2013, 7:26 pm
Hmmmm, 1 out of 11 is not bad. Once in a while, I need my Absinthe.
curzondax12 - October 1, 2010, 6:18 pm
That was funny, I was expecting some cheesy comment on the bottom.
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 4:17 pm

love it
Feasibly - October 1, 2010, 3:15 pm
WOOF! ;)


CONTINUING EDUCATION -


TAGS: i asked my wife if she wanted to take one of these and she said they don t what they are talking about down there
Rating: 4.71/5

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corbett06 - September 7, 2010, 6:35 pm
5Ls for you bone love it
Sesshu - March 31, 2010, 1:32 pm
Class 5... My wife need to take that! >:o
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm
Class 8- Like a glove!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:46 pm
@TOC...U GO GIRL!!!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 3:12 pm
I'm teaching class 8. No, seriously, I rule at parallel parking.
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:11 pm
niiice, 5 lions, great one bone.
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm
5l's bone great poster
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:14 pm
Nice one Bone. 5 class credits.


NEW BOOTS -




HAPPY TREES -


TAGS: where are they wytch
Rating: 4.66/5

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BoneCD - October 29, 2012, 6:25 pm
Simply 5L
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:47 pm
This is The Joy Of Painting!
Sensamilli - August 23, 2011, 2:35 pm
Brilliant!
noobdood93 - August 16, 2011, 4:20 pm
f***en lolz dood


HEY BEAUTIFUL - Wink Wink Nudge Nudge


TAGS: wink hey beautiful nudge
Rating: 3.96/5

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KoU - January 30, 2012, 4:25 pm
Nice puppy!
LyssaGal - January 29, 2012, 3:19 pm
I probably will, I've just been busy. LOL
Verdeckt - January 28, 2012, 5:53 pm
You should submit this to Dig My Dog


THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' - they hatin'


TAGS: they see me rollin
Rating: 2.56/5

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LogicDude - December 11, 2008, 3:25 pm
This little joker is pimpin'!!!


SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE CLOUDS -


TAGS: they disappear day brightens
Rating: 4.98/5

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Yorick - September 15, 2012, 12:25 am
True true.
lgvernon - March 20, 2012, 10:45 pm

Thanks very much, folks!~
tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 8:52 pm
Oh my goodness... this is great.
holymoly - March 20, 2012, 5:23 pm
Yes! My first Fav'd poster. Nice job. another 5
mariand - March 19, 2012, 6:20 pm
very true


OF COURSE - You could always call 911 FIRST...




REAL MEN DON'T CRY - Until the dog dies at the end.




SPIDER BABIES -


TAGS: spiders b****es which do you fear more housewife home maker they will f ck you up
Rating: 3.33/5

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thatonechick - June 26, 2010, 11:59 am
Oh my f***ing god. jdkslagjdaskojfdopjfiasdjfdks!!!! I'm scared...
Densaku - February 4, 2010, 7:57 am
Aaaaaaah... So cuuute...Until they start to eat each other.
Zed - October 30, 2009, 5:54 pm
Eh, I'm an arachnophile. I used to own a tarantula and three wolf spiders when I was a kid.
LD0ne - October 30, 2009, 4:36 pm
u know a lot about spiders zed..
Zed - October 20, 2009, 4:07 pm
These are Aussie Huntsman spiders. Scary looking, but harmless. The ones you need to worry about are the Syndney Trapdoor spider, the Black Wishbone Spider, and the Australian Redback Spider. Those're frikking deadly!
_Ally - October 20, 2009, 11:21 am
Someone's house or not. If you got spiders in there that long to nest you need to burn it down. I hate spiders and I would flamethrower the place then use the rocket launcher just to be sure they were dead.
Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 12:42 am
Gentlemen, we're forgetting about collateral damage. This is somebody's house!...o, well. Noone I know. Let's just torch the place.
tombofray - October 19, 2009, 10:59 pm
but a rocket launcher might just spray them everywhere...personaly i agree with flamethrower
Ice Wolf Ninja - October 19, 2009, 10:52 pm
A rocket launcher would be better! I f***in' HATE spiders. Besides that picture was probably taken in Australia. They have spiders that are the size of Godd*** plates!!!
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:55 pm
Agreed
Clos - October 19, 2009, 9:47 pm
It might be overkill...but a flamethrower would be nice
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:22 pm
Seriously! Ah, I hate spiders. I'm going to cringe every time i look at this.
Bob D. Sailor - October 19, 2009, 8:57 pm
Screw bricks, cinder blocks shall be shat upon seeing this.


HEY - I got what you want


TAGS: mario shrooms drugs hey
Rating: 2.91/5

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zombiemanic - July 14, 2011, 8:57 pm
HAAHAHAH i saw something like this, on a youtube video before. -,- still funny


Twinkie Resurrection -


TAGS: twinkies they re back woo hoo
Rating: 5/5

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BobbEdwards - July 31, 2013, 9:45 pm
Oh, otay then. Thanks for the heads up, Gary!
GaryO - July 31, 2013, 9:35 pm
It happened to one of mine too….then they magically came back in a few days…fb glitch, I was told.
BobbEdwards - July 31, 2013, 9:14 pm
Just out of curiosity: how did this poster go from 20 FB shares and a spot on the h** List to 0 today?
maoworks2 - July 16, 2013, 1:41 pm
Thank You Wal-mart.
spacedog - July 16, 2013, 12:44 am
Ding Dong!
Bolverk3778 - July 15, 2013, 6:22 pm
Would not know they don't exist in the UK.
Reality Lord - July 15, 2013, 3:48 pm

yay!


TECHNOLOGY -


TAGS: they said it couldnt be done
Rating: 4.83/5

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RoadJam - September 11, 2010, 5:06 pm
Those Japanese think of everything ^_^
Occupo Noctis - September 10, 2010, 8:41 am
5 curry scented lions...
motinet - September 10, 2010, 8:06 am

Wow... look at the votes.. .going straight to the hall of fame
Curiosity - September 9, 2010, 8:20 pm
I don't believe it, it's gotta be shopped. 5 Lions
Iconoclast - September 9, 2010, 8:07 pm
5 cynical Lions
forseti - September 9, 2010, 7:00 pm
knew the joke (still funny), but with this pic it's awesome! 5 teeth
Testimus - September 9, 2010, 6:23 pm
Hahaha, I love it!!
frixxxx - September 9, 2010, 6:09 pm
5L of course
Feasibly - September 9, 2010, 6:00 pm
My wife was looking over my shoulder *with shoe in hand* as I read this and dared me to laugh. So I gave it a 5 with a straight face and a snicker under my breath.
Airman - September 9, 2010, 5:36 pm
a wise man
GySgt1811 - September 9, 2010, 5:35 pm
5 from me, Airman. (I had to wait 'till the wife wasn't around.)
Reality Lord - September 9, 2010, 5:14 pm

lolz dude!...huge


L. RON HUBBARD -


TAGS: i wonder if they were sliced on a clay table
Rating: 3.83/5

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Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 1:12 am
---turn up leaves in a fire, close seeds in a drought, and even close flowers around animals. Or so I have been told. Never saw it happen, but that is what my Biologist claims. : /
Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 1:11 am
Fun Fact: When a plant is in danger of being killed by any means, it DOES send out low frequency vibrations. Most scientists believe this is a "Warning System" that evolved over millions of years, helping plants stay alive. Due to this, plants can---
BoneCD - November 30, 2009, 11:11 pm
mucho
MrRandom - November 30, 2009, 11:08 pm
*nods* Sir Bone. Always a great poster to bump up too,
BoneCD - November 30, 2009, 11:07 pm
evening youngsters
Arnaldo - September 28, 2009, 12:27 pm
smart 5/5
Doc - September 28, 2009, 7:20 am
Hmm. Even though tomatoes are fruits, this still holds true...
BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 4:34 pm
*LOUDER=LAUDER
BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 4:31 pm
WHAT?...YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TALK LAUDER
Sean - September 27, 2009, 3:59 pm
and their screams are deafening???
BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 3:56 pm
Thanks guys...I've been slicing tomatoes all week end long
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 12:25 pm
ahah awesome - Iv caused more agony than I thought...
Derek - September 26, 2009, 7:44 pm
Very very good.
darkangel98s - September 26, 2009, 2:38 pm
This poster is now on my screen saver motivational poster list. Cool
Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 1:57 pm
I must report to Lord Xenu. He will not be pleased by this..."They've learned of the agricultural project X. Yes, they know that mankind evolved from tomatoes." 5/5
Cam - September 26, 2009, 1:41 pm
5 Tom Cruise eating lions.
great - September 26, 2009, 1:36 pm
5 5 5
spacedog - September 26, 2009, 12:49 pm
Carrot juice is murder. 5L.
Sean - September 26, 2009, 12:41 pm
*zinger
Sean - September 26, 2009, 12:41 pm
That's a zingy! 5.
KDP3 - September 26, 2009, 12:20 pm
5 monkeys/lions/poodles


SPIDER-MAN - The reality is never as great as the fictional story.




2ND BEST - Feels like 1st to me...




JUSTIN BIEBER -


TAGS: they love him in germany
Rating: 4.5/5

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prattman - February 23, 2015, 9:04 pm
So is David Hasselhoff.
TerrorAustralis - September 11, 2011, 12:16 am
its australia, 5L for subtle references to other posters


HERE LIES MR. SMARTASS -


TAGS: well they were his last words assignment for january 2 pizza
Rating: 3.72/5

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sickartist - January 2, 2010, 9:51 am
LOL nice one 5L


KENNY'S DEATH - Even the Japanese love it.


TAGS: omg they killed kenny south park manga anime
Rating: 3/5

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RandomShinigami4 - August 19, 2010, 6:39 pm
THOSE BASTARDS


O BROTHER - WHY DID THEY BOTHER -


TAGS: either they re blind or he is filthy rich
Rating: 4.3/5

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Grimgravy - April 18, 2011, 5:20 pm
That poor chair.


THE MONKEY ON YOUR BACK - Finally caught the smoking addiction too.




CAPITAL LETTERS -


TAGS: capital letters because they master
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - February 21, 2016, 4:58 pm

I'm goin' to hell; you know that, don't you?
MissPriss - February 21, 2016, 4:07 pm
Giddy UP lg.
GaryO - February 20, 2016, 8:38 pm
from now on
GaryO - February 20, 2016, 8:24 pm
well, this is just capital, and and stooped uncle can get his horse jacked off by hisself
JesusWept - February 20, 2016, 11:18 am
HAHAHA!! Brilliant! Upvote.


THE RAT PACK - They invented cool ...


TAGS: rat pack they invented cool
Rating: 4.6/5

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Budog - September 8, 2011, 1:52 pm
The mystique has kind of worn off since the 1960's though. Now it is more like a desert Disneyland...
Airman - September 8, 2011, 12:17 pm
yes, but Bugsy Siegal took it in another direction thank god
Budog - September 8, 2011, 8:07 am
Did everyone know that Las Vegas was originally settled by Mormons?
Verdeckt - September 8, 2011, 7:35 am
More of thi5


FATHERHOOD - I love kids...But I can't eat a whole one.


TAGS: babies kids food why not they dont work or earn money little poop machines
Rating: 3.63/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 3:12 am
Who ordered the 20-pounder deluxe stack? 5L's
Asasello - February 22, 2010, 4:26 am
Calm down, will you. I don't think further attempts at contributing anything to motifake make sense anymore now, as even a moderator has me down as an asas-hole (witty pun, btw).
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:10 pm
Ass you may have an opinion when you contribute a SINGLE THING to this community. I did half a** this one but that still puts me half an a** ahead of you.
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:26 am
5 fecal factories!!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 8:55 am
It's fresher than anything you've done, Asas-hole.
Asasello - February 21, 2010, 8:09 am
it's the oldest joke in the book.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:53 am
Rejection? Naaaaaaaaaaaah! It's a fact about asian food.
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:52 am
I wanted to do that in the tags but was worried about rejection for racism. Thanks Aggie.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:36 am
No problem... he's asian... you'll be hungry again in an hour. 5L


A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY -


TAGS: they re coming to take me away ha ha
Rating: 4.78/5

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beastmaster - January 28, 2012, 3:05 pm
You're giving me ideas! "I don't suffer from insanity ... I enjoy every minute of it!"
Neener - October 23, 2010, 1:51 pm
I love doing stuff like this!
440wakeup - August 15, 2010, 9:44 pm
Pick out the nediest kid on the bus stop, look at your B.O.L.O. clip board look scared and point at pointdexar tire squeeling flee the area (worx with ol ladies too. Answer all questions with a chinses accent "WOT HAPPENED,WOT happened!"
440wakeup - August 15, 2010, 9:30 pm
LAW ENFORCEMENT SANITY, On low risk calls, ALWAYS BACK OUT OF THE HOUSE WITH YOUR HANDS UP. a**ume the KARATE-KID crane stance wheneva possible. when breaking containment scream loose PITT loose PITT! Just give me a ticket! issue Piracy on the open water
spacedog - August 14, 2010, 12:05 pm
I like it. 5
Chompers - August 14, 2010, 11:07 am
Carry a cardboard sign saying "I came" around either your school or place of business.
Feasibly - August 14, 2010, 9:00 am
Nice one Ice...I gave it 5L even though the picture used wasn't anime.
MyAkGetsShitDone - August 14, 2010, 8:51 am
OMG u just put down what happens to me like.....everyday its great fun asking for "diet water"


PESSIMISM -


TAGS: babies turn into adult and they get old and die youll thank me for telling you this pzy
Rating: 4.6/5

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tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 5:36 pm
I am Jack's total lack of surprise.
spacedog - October 26, 2010, 8:14 pm
Very good Pzykosiz.


CARNIES - Small hands Smell of cabbage


TAGS: actually they fascinate me
Rating: 3.69/5

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Derek - February 5, 2010, 3:19 pm
- and often look in-bred, but this guy [sniff sniff]... none of those things


RAINBOWS - Originally a symbol from God promising to never flood the Earth again. Now the symbol to let the world know you are "Out" and proud of it.


TAGS: heyyyyy you ***y you know
Rating: 3.42/5

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grateful - November 14, 2011, 8:21 pm
i'm sorry for u, some day u will, either as a friend and savior or as a judge and jury. i can choose not to believe in gravity but it does stop it's existance or impact. he loves u more than u know!
Bartimaeus - August 26, 2010, 5:46 pm
Justin Bieber can no longer post on this site. jk
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 3:49 pm
Light refraction..... I don't believe in God or g**s....


CEREAL KILLERS -


TAGS: this one goes out to all you spelling nazis out there that don t understand a good joke when they read one
Rating: 3.23/5

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MO - October 10, 2009, 11:28 pm
Me? I like the sticky puns.....mmmmmm
Claire - October 10, 2009, 11:01 pm
I love the puns. 5
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 10:16 pm
thanks guys...it's beer time!
Chopperliscious - June 5, 2009, 10:02 pm
Nice play on words and concepts. 5.
agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 9:57 pm
This is a great work of original motifake art, boosted by it's simplicity.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 9:51 pm
Mucho thanks moooooooooooooooooooooo
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2009, 8:11 pm
I thought it was pretty good.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 6:56 pm
Don't expect everyone to get it...sorry you feel that way
D00D - June 5, 2009, 6:40 pm
extreme fail


REVENGE - BEST SERVED COLD? Perhaps. But MUCH tastier hot and steaming.




STUPID QUESTIONS -


TAGS: just get me down you idiot i mean hey uhm little help
Rating: 3.48/5

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Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:04 am
Not to my knowledge, as my grandpa's quite dead. Ron may have known him, though...
Sean - December 5, 2009, 3:03 am
RON's yer grampa?
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:50 am
Well, as my grandpa used to say: "Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for one night. SET a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life!"
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 2:48 am
And what about the flame thrower?
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:46 am
Sean, it's JUST a chainsaw! I left the rocket launcher in the trunk, I promise!
Sean - December 5, 2009, 2:45 am
Thanks, spacedog, and keep Zed the hell away from me.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 2:43 am
Excellent Sean, 5Ls
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 2:37 am
zed: Solution man.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:36 am
Okay, lemmee gas up the chainsaw...
Sean - December 5, 2009, 2:36 am
Thanks, but I guess I'm just tired of people asking me that question. Just get me the hell down from here/there/this/these/whatever.
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 2:31 am
On the money as usual, Sean. 5.


CONSISTENCY - When it comes to smiles, Michael Nesmith has it


TAGS: hey hey we re the monkees
Rating: 3.17/5

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ICEMAN - January 20, 2011, 8:41 pm
Mike was the cool one. 5


FLAVORED COFFEE -


TAGS: they don t call it friday for nothing
Rating: 4.7/5

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agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:34 pm
More greatness.


HEY, BRO - Wanna buy a knife?


TAGS: machete hey bro buy knife
Rating: 2.95/5

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Thedewd - August 18, 2017, 2:30 am
He needs to sell something besides his ****ty tacos
Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2010, 1:41 pm
Oh, I forgot about 'The Code' Moo+. Mea Culpa. Can I say 3 Cubbies and Drink 5 Guiness to be forgiven? and Brnn, re-using the image isn't an issue, it's re-using the image and caption that takes away from the originality of this, the ONLY site.
forseti - September 14, 2010, 10:59 am
[PM]I just said that to prevent more plagiarism, of course I would never visit ANY other site than motifake.com, specially no other moti-page!!!![/PM]
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 10:55 am
What do you mean you visit other sites?...Who said you could do that?....lOL
forseti - September 14, 2010, 10:52 am
And as I said: I copied a very funny picture myself. Not to adorn myself with borrowed plumes but to share this picture. But hey, many of us visit other sites, we find these pictures ourselves. Nothing personal btw ;)
forseti - September 14, 2010, 10:47 am
brnn, take it as advice. Wouldn't you feel much better, if someone would give you some lions because of your own creativity? That's what all the judgement is about. Compete with others and try to make funnier (or deeper / better) posters than others. ;)
brnn19 - September 14, 2010, 10:34 am
Don't you have anything else to do other than accusing people of ripping off another "sites"? If it is approved, it is good...
Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2010, 7:09 am
Also ripped off from another site. Again, do your own. good lord, you could have at least changed the caption!


CANADIAN ROAD RAGE -


TAGS: canada traffic jam i hate when they go 10 15 km under the speed limit during rush hour dont you
Rating: 4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am
What are you talking aboot?....that's the Lac Du Bonnet wh***house.
CANADA - January 13, 2010, 5:48 pm
thats so true! 5L


CANADIAN AIR FORCE -


TAGS: they are tough at bombing your golf course
Rating: 3/5

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CANADA - December 18, 2009, 3:35 pm
i doubt he would still be flying. top gun came out way back in 86.....old timer
Derek - December 18, 2009, 3:30 pm
When Top Gun came out I remember reading that the "top gun" in the US-military was actually a Canuck. Now as for these "friendly sire" incidents... tell us about them!
Danomite - October 6, 2009, 7:52 am
Odd how our pilots are better, more experienced and have fewer friendly sire incidents. Them geese sure are good.


INTERNET TOUGH GUYS -


TAGS: they re coming for your nuts crankyhead
Rating: 4.86/5

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agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 12:19 pm
Love storing nuts in their mouth.
curzondax12 - October 1, 2010, 8:45 pm
I always wondered who they were.
jameswnash - October 1, 2010, 8:22 pm
Feeling a little Squirrelly? 5 acorns


DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL -


TAGS: they grow up too fast
Rating: 4.76/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 9:26 pm
No more vans....1 van is too many vans.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 9:25 pm
I was gonna say....she's grown out of your lap...and into mine.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 9:23 pm
The great fear is that she abandons your lap for lap dancing.
rerun - September 10, 2010, 9:20 pm

I know, after all she did steal the "free candy" van.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 9:20 pm
What?.....she was clearly asking for it.
rerun - September 10, 2010, 9:19 pm

leave the neighbors kid alone...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 9:18 pm
me too....
rerun - September 10, 2010, 9:06 pm

I think I need to go hug my daughter
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:58 pm
Too true. My daughter is seven right now, and she's telling me how badly she wants to be in the Air Force.


FAME - it's good to make your mark and be remembered


TAGS: how quickly they forget
Rating: 4.73/5

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agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 10:13 pm
LOL! This is just a shame! 5L
Derek - July 27, 2010, 5:33 pm
We're getting old. My son (23), only knows him through Thomas the Tank Engine.


THIS IS EXACTLY WHY - the moderators personal information is not made available


TAGS: they caught one
Rating: 4.04/5

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agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 8:09 pm
So far, so good... but it's still a work in progress. That liver is tougher than I thought!
Mongo - December 17, 2009, 7:57 pm
WOW! so worshipping at the alter of Sir Guinness is not working out so well.....
agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 7:53 pm
Save their liver?!?! I can't even save mine!
Mongo - December 17, 2009, 7:52 pm
Save the liver!
agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 7:45 pm
Psssssssst.... Grey..... they're not really girls. Check for the adam's apple.
GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 7:37 pm
glad you cleared that up...I thought "thrashing" is what the girls called it now.
agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 7:34 pm
Then, it's chicken wire and a trip to the lake.
agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 7:33 pm
Water levels are too low out at Lake Mead for anyone to sleep with the fishes... so, I'ld just send them home with one ear, one eye and one lung... unless they disturbed an evening with my girl... wait, nevermind... only if they disturb my Guinness buzz.
GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 7:24 pm
is that what they're calling it these days in Vegas, "thrashing?"
agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 7:15 pm
5L!
agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 7:15 pm
I will gladly offer out my address for timmys, trolls and any others who talk tough here... save me the trouble, and come to me. But remember... if you don't bring $500+, I won't even open my door... I don't thrash anyone for free.
thatonechick - December 17, 2009, 4:30 pm
XD


THE NAVY -


TAGS: and so they say it is a seaman s life
Rating: 4/5

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GreyScorpion - January 9, 2010, 8:22 pm
true that
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 5:31 pm
NEver wear battleship gray... 100 sailors will try to board you.


EMPLOYEE PRICING -


TAGS: hey ford sue motifake not me he s loaded
Rating: 3.06/5

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WTFO - September 3, 2009, 12:29 am
When all the US auto makers did this a few years ago it resulted in slumped sales for the next 2 yrs because it caused a short-term surge that ruined steady state sales. Think 'cash 4 clunkers' will have the same affect? Time will tell.
Sean - September 2, 2009, 4:20 pm
Thanks DB. Just don't think "employee pricing" is something you brag about.
CANADA - September 2, 2009, 9:47 am
i'de be mad if I worked for ford. if my tax dollars were going to bail out my competition to make it even harder for me to make money i would f***ing freak
Sean - August 14, 2009, 7:35 pm
This is really just me b****ing aboot an ad campaign. Don't know enough about Ford products to have an opinion. I drive a GM product.
MO - August 14, 2009, 7:26 pm
I will hold onto my usual 5ver, and instead just not vote at all. Got mine with the above program. Just about to go over 100k. Only problem so far is my drivers side window switch.


HELP DESK CODE WORDS - PEBKAC - Problem exist between keyboard and chair; PICNIC: Problem in chair not in computer; ID 10 T Error: Idiot


TAGS: they mock us
Rating: 3.83/5

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COW BLIMP........ - So THIS was the million dollar idea that Airman and Mooo+ wanted investments for?!




WATERSHIP DOWN 2 - The untold story: After the carnage!




ALIENS -


TAGS: why do they do it i bet overlord douchebag knew
Rating: 4.47/5

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agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:51 pm
To you, or FOR you? Wait... that's not what I meant.
GreyScorpion - May 8, 2010, 1:48 pm
prison will do that to you
agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:38 pm
When trying to figure out how to enslave an entire race... one must get all the info available on the rec***. a*** *** has been known to enslave many a man.
pieman - May 8, 2010, 10:50 am
Cap FTW! You never know. It is just sh*t to us but but it could be diamonds to them. 5 solid gold lions.


NO WONDER - they're so cranky all the time


TAGS: but they do get virgins
Rating: 3.93/5

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Sidereal - January 14, 2010, 7:53 am
No Nascar? Hurray! im sold, where to i join
Lederhosen - January 13, 2010, 12:47 pm
Sounds like every religion in the world. But do catholics f*** with a condom? yes. and do baptists drink? yes.
Me_ - January 13, 2010, 12:03 pm
Sure, but if they tell their wife to shut up, they do. I would give up many of these items just for that pleasure.


SEVERANCE PACKAGE - Think twice about telling off your Boss. And if your Boss is a Sith Lord, you may want to think about it a few MORE times.


TAGS: november challenge star wars hey vader choke thiiiiiis
Rating: 3.66/5

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lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 6:33 pm
hmmmmmmm. If the Sith Lord is as forgiving as he is..
TheSarge - November 10, 2009, 6:22 am
Perhaps he can find ways to motivate them? lame,I know.
LogicDude - November 9, 2009, 5:01 pm
I tried this different ways...the tags above the poster have the Trooper's comment of "Hey Vader, choke thiiiiiiis!"
phydeaux - November 9, 2009, 4:57 pm
That's the point...and the Trooper in the back is from a truly GREAT Trooper...
The Immortal - November 9, 2009, 4:29 pm
Has anyone else noticed the storm trooper in the background? WTF is he doing?


DRONES - The first step towards Cyberdyne's creation of the Terminators.




nonsensical nonsense #7 -


TAGS: women joggers who jog at the wrong place thinking they are immune
Rating: 4.9/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 13, 2013, 7:03 pm
Not sure if troll... so just in case: lol. If not, sorry about your friend.
curlyrocks - September 13, 2013, 6:03 pm
I knew a woman who was jogging in a park in Africa when she saw a jeep full of armed dudes in uniforms she freaked out and tried to hide, it turned out they where park rangers and she had ignored the signs that said it was lion territory.


PARANOIA -




AWAKE - You woke me up before I was done dreaming; and now even in your arms, sleep evades me. My dreams are gone, but the night goes on forever.


TAGS: fantasy reality they both bite
Rating: 4.53/5

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HallieMarie - April 24, 2012, 11:06 am
Thanks. It's one of the most meaningful to me personally.
PeteMan - April 20, 2012, 8:23 am
This one's great. I don't quite know why, but I love it.


THE BEST THINGS ARE LIFE ARE FREE, FOR NOW -


TAGS: they say the best things in life are free unless they can find a way silverheart
Rating: 4.42/5

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Silverheart - February 27, 2013, 4:39 pm

Government and corporations both. Pay - same, perks - less, workload - more, tax - more, value of purcahses - less... Ain't life grand!
Bolverk3778 - February 26, 2013, 7:40 pm
Yes, the government is aware of this, why else do you think that your being taxed to the hilt.


TILL WE MEET AGAIN -


TAGS: greybeards never leave they just take longer naps
Rating: 4.41/5

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agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 6:15 pm
Love it.


"MOTHER" NATURE -


TAGS: hey man look what god just did
Rating: 4.1/5

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agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 9:42 pm
LMAO rerun! There's gotta be!
outofdaboonies - March 9, 2010, 9:37 pm
Taking my saw blade and backing into the corner slowly
rerun - March 9, 2010, 9:32 pm

there is a poster in that
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 9:32 pm
Jewish mafia... a wholesale massacre!
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 9:31 pm
It used to be a ban pinata stick... but everyone just laughed at the ribbons on it.
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 9:31 pm
No, my donkey is scared of the banhammer.
rerun - March 9, 2010, 9:27 pm

I will get The Jewish Mafia on all you punk a**es, my 5L vote machine don't go pimping for anybody. Right boonie? I SAID RIGHT BOONIE? we scare him yet?
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 9:24 pm
Cause you're too lazy to lift the banhammer?
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 9:22 pm
Nobody cuts nobody here but the mexican... I cut you with my banblade!
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 9:20 pm
I WILL f***ING CUT YOU!!!
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 9:19 pm
Back off guys. Thats my noob!
outofdaboonies - March 9, 2010, 9:17 pm
Whoa! It's just like back in prison then??!!
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 9:14 pm
don't listen to Rerun, he'll trade you for 4 cigarettes
outofdaboonies - March 9, 2010, 9:14 pm
I noticed that I wasn't able to light up any less than 5 of those little lions! Just....Couldn't....Do....It.....Oh well. Worth the 5 anyways!
rerun - March 9, 2010, 9:12 pm

Outofdaboonies, 1. You are now boonie in all conversations. 2. TheTrashHeap (Trash) is a liar. You can vote his posters any way you want, however to really get along, see the Moderator b***on? We all get 5L, even on the crappy ones (we don;t do those).
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 9:10 pm
OMFG!! like fresh meat walking the gauntlet to their cell
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 9:08 pm
Nice Avatar!...... You must be new...did you know that you can vote on posters? The 1 through 4 lion b***ons are broken on all my posters, so you can just vote a 5!
outofdaboonies - March 9, 2010, 8:58 pm
Nice job! I think I've had this same cloud hovering over me for months!
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:33 pm
so now you have to play in her lap more? More Lap time, less poster time
TheTrashHeap - March 7, 2010, 9:32 pm
Trashette had ph**o suite on her laptop and I was unaware all this time. Now I just have to learn how to use it. Thanks for the Lions!
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:10 pm
lmao...i voted 5 on this earlier and I just now noticed the finger!
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:00 pm
TTH, you get new graphics software? nice text 5L


HIGH VOLTAGE - Hopefully, it kills you before the giant, angry, mutated spider gets you.


TAGS: spider electricity if those green boxes are dangerous why are they above ground
Rating: 3.79/5

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agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:38 pm
LOL! Are we sure that's not the 10,000 volt ghost from Scooby Doo?


FOOTPRINTS -


TAGS: who names an owl heyzooz anyway
Rating: 3.77/5

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agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 7:15 pm
I didn't know he was white!
spacedog - February 9, 2010, 5:44 pm
LOL! 5Ls, Bravo Haar.
erock - February 9, 2010, 4:20 pm
awesome!
CANADA - February 9, 2010, 4:18 pm
I dont get it
thatonechick - February 9, 2010, 10:23 am
I know! Why is it doing so poorly?!? C'mon, people... This is a 5 for sure.
Fatt Matt - February 9, 2010, 10:21 am
I'd give this 20L if I could.


PRODUCT DELIVERY -




HEY PEEPS - Every bunny is partying !




CARPE DIEM -


TAGS: size the day old donuts they are still good
Rating: 3.21/5

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CANADA - August 4, 2009, 11:19 am
love your tags!
agdaniele - May 29, 2009, 9:19 pm
A valiant effort!
Sean - May 29, 2009, 9:07 pm
I was supposed to go chop down that goddam tree today ... meh.


WEIRD PEOPLE - Take pictures like this.


TAGS: and then they post a witty caption under it i lose
Rating: 2.67/5

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Krissie - May 13, 2010, 8:26 pm
what the bloody hell....? Looks like a smurf nightmare...


OH GIRLS... -


TAGS: you know what they say
Rating: 2.25/5

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Bone - July 1, 2009, 6:27 am
Thank god...for a moment there I thought that you had, well nevermind.
Sean - July 1, 2009, 2:27 am
Sorry ... too lazy there for a moment to sign back in.
Sean. - July 1, 2009, 2:23 am
Uhhmmmm, yeah. Bone-honey ... if dat shoe fits, the girl won't ... if yous knows wot I mean. And you'll probably feel faint every time you ... oh, nevermind.


Decaffeinated coffee -


TAGS: decaf is just plain wrong like really what do they think we drink it for
Rating: 4.92/5

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mizzdizz - February 15, 2015, 3:32 pm
Excellent! Decaf tastes like nap in a cup! 5 raised coffee cups, fully caffeinated of course!! LOL!
GaryO - February 15, 2015, 9:55 am
THIS…..is…profouuuund! Best poster I’ve seen this year. Has all the elements..ALLLLL the elements of what makes fakes so, well...motifaky. 5/F


RELATIONSHIPS -


TAGS: when they go bad relationships burn everything around you
Rating: 4.82/5

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5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 8:22 pm
yep, the old "thigh high" gimmick.... Gets them every time. (huh Aggie?)
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:18 pm
And trying to escape in an open field with thigh highs on... nothing could be more fun to chase.
rerun - November 8, 2010, 7:18 pm

Amsome
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 6:05 pm
Gracias. I am feeling a little more dark today than normal.
flint - November 8, 2010, 5:57 pm
very nice indeed! 5l from me...
spacedog - November 8, 2010, 5:44 pm
Very nice 5150.


LOYALTY - If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't follow... I'd be at the bottom to catch them.


TAGS: if all my friends were to jump off a bridge i wouldn t follow i d be at the bottom to catch them when they fall
Rating: 4.54/5

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Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 4:21 pm
5L... Hopefully you don't know any fatties!


LADYBUG, LADYBUG - Fly away home


TAGS: here they go again
Rating: 4.47/5

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Sho - January 19, 2011, 10:54 am
Lol water instead of milk on cereal? xD
AudioStalker - July 31, 2010, 1:36 am
Not trendy enough.
pzykosiz - July 30, 2010, 4:04 am
you couldn't just buy a toilet seat?
AudioStalker - July 30, 2010, 3:59 am
Arguing with the gal you love is rather complicated... It can either sink or pull up the whole relationship. However, my pocket still hurts from that Ipad the girl i love put on the toilet. Vengeance is so sweet...
Reality Lord - July 29, 2010, 3:28 pm

can't ....breathe....laughing....to.....hard.....


TV AZTECA - Best in the world with sideline reporters


TAGS: they have espn beat
Rating: 4.12/5

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TheGoat - February 28, 2010, 1:02 pm
I'm sorry - is there a football field here?


MISCALCULATION -


TAGS: reno proved his incompetence and benteen showed his indifference but they survived
Rating: 3.76/5

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ICEMAN - October 2, 2010, 1:39 am
Take that to the bank. 5L
Derek - October 28, 2009, 4:36 pm
Best colourisation I've ever seen
spacedog - October 28, 2009, 11:28 am
Amsome Haarakkon. 5L


WUSSIFICATION -


TAGS: its preachy by dammit they pulled this crap on me too wait here ill go get my bowling trophy
Rating: 3.67/5

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Sean - November 24, 2009, 11:51 am
Glenn Beck, recently: "When we refuse to allow our children to receive a trophy for participation, we are on the road to restoring the meaning of merit in our Republic." Crap ... I'm now a douche. Gonna have to get some of them magic underwears.


THE OTHER 38 -




HOLD ONTO LOVE -


TAGS: if you hold on tight enough they wont be able to get that restraining order
Rating: 3.55/5

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The Goat - September 29, 2009, 6:37 am
Hmmm. That kitty looks just like mine!


SPACEDOG - always hated duck-n-cover drills at school


TAGS: like they would help
Rating: 3.5/5

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spacedog - January 6, 2010, 9:20 pm
(LUKE...I f***ED YOUR MOTHER) (COME TO THE BARK SIDE OF THE FORCE) BTW, thanks and 5Ls.
spacedog - January 6, 2010, 9:18 pm
Heh. d*** straight Airman, duck and cover was total BS. The centrifuge training was awesome till they made me start wearing that mask. It made my voice sound cool but was uncomfortable as hell. I could do great Darth Vader impressions.
ronsart - January 6, 2010, 8:04 pm
Perfect! 5L
Faceplant31 - January 6, 2010, 8:00 pm
Amsome!


SELF-EXPRESSION -




ANIME - Who needs real friends when there is the internet?




GET ALONG BESSIE -


TAGS: and they walked 5 miles up hill both ways to school back then
Rating: 3.18/5

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BoneCD - November 18, 2009, 11:53 pm
Thanks guys
ronsart - November 18, 2009, 9:24 pm
5L!!!! perfect!


Loose Change -


TAGS: loose change coins pennies are for your thoughts they don t really listen to
Rating: 5/5

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Pikeman - June 29, 2013, 8:31 pm
When the value of a dollar was defined as one twentieth of an ounce of gold a penny was worth something.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 20, 2013, 6:25 pm
Tried the train thing before, but not the slingsh**.... yet.
Silverheart - June 20, 2013, 6:15 pm

Pennies make decent slingsh** ammo. Also, stacking a penny on a nickle and having a train run over both of them is kinda cool.


Hello -


TAGS: yes they accepted my application
Rating: 4.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 3, 2013, 1:50 am
Shortcuts. . . that explains why Microsoft is crap. 5L btw.
CloudchaserS - July 5, 2013, 12:16 am
Liking this because that's exactly what us lazy people are like! That and at the same time, doing a good enough job to please whoever told us to do it!
curlyrocks - July 4, 2013, 8:39 pm
Ain't that the truth 5L.
Silverheart - July 4, 2013, 5:33 pm

They didn't hire me, said I was 'overqualifi5d'.


Scary movie fanatics -




THEY LOOK JUST LIKE US -


TAGS: they look just like us
Rating: 4.6/5

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ipaprime - March 11, 2013, 8:24 am
interesting thought there


HIGH FIVE - On the side Down Low Too slow




DO NOT - make any sudden movements


TAGS: they re restin
Rating: 4/5

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phydeaux - January 29, 2010, 6:50 pm
5L and another added to the Fav's list!
yeodawg@hotmail.com - January 29, 2010, 6:27 pm
Go ahead and make all the sudden moves you want! they love a little bit of Play, gamesmanship.
CANADA - January 29, 2010, 3:09 pm
that's an amsome pic


TRACK AND FIELD -




HEY... MR. POUTY - Why the long face? Are you sad? Want some company? No... wanna be alone for a while? Okay... Let me know if you wanna talk about anything...


TAGS: hey mr pouty
Rating: 3.56/5

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MO - May 13, 2010, 8:46 am
Love it! 5 long necks from me.


PETA -


TAGS: they would call this a success
Rating: 3.53/5

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templar13 - March 3, 2012, 11:00 am
Um, looks like they're wearing leather boots.
LinkFox101113 - January 3, 2010, 11:14 pm
PETA with guns... Just a bad idea...
Sean - June 15, 2009, 5:12 pm
"French-cut" diaper? Ewwww! You may have just ruined GILF p*** for me. Leaving only ... every other kind of p*** -- so don't mess with that. Please?
LogicDude - June 15, 2009, 1:55 pm
Where's my Hasenpfeffer!?!?
moooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2009, 12:28 am
See!! night all, gotta work early.
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 12:24 am
French-cut, I know.
moooooo - June 15, 2009, 12:20 am
Yeah, but it was a suggestive diaper.
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 12:16 am
Ummmmm..... I saw only one monkey. And he was wearing a diaper.
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2009, 12:15 am
Guinness famine? (like potato famine but with more fistfights)
mooooooooooooo - June 15, 2009, 12:14 am
BTW, those monkeys were asking for it....did you see how they were dressed?
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 12:14 am
What the hell? Am I the only sober one here tonight?
moooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2009, 12:13 am
Ewwww. A Nick Coppola reference. If I was sober I might have understood that.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:52 pm
Or, is it just the avatar? Sort of like where Nicholas Cage would be had he not got the part in Valley Girl. Like a frustrated actor, turned department store easter bunny would be easy lay?
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:50 pm
Now, when you say "bag" a rabbit... does that mean you've moved past monkeys?
mooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:47 pm
If I could bag a rabbit as big as Sean's Avatar. Well, We could eat for a week. No more craft dinner and bagged milk for us.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 11:45 pm
Let me re-phrase that. Bunnies are good people. People on the other hand, they can go either way.
SP - June 14, 2009, 9:06 pm
People (who) Enjoy Tasty Animals?...
Sean - June 14, 2009, 8:53 pm
I don't have a problem with that. Bunnies are good people.
mooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 8:39 pm
One tasty,tasty Rabbit.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 5:17 pm
Power to the poodles!
FTACHASER357 - June 14, 2009, 5:13 pm
Now this is FUNNY!


ARROGANT KNIGHT -


TAGS: oh yer screwed now dude hey a r wake up hey
Rating: 3.46/5

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Zreiser - June 4, 2011, 5:24 am
Merely a chess wound!
McBum - March 26, 2010, 11:03 pm
Monty Python!! Woo!
agdaniele - June 18, 2009, 11:06 pm
Jesus H. Tennessee Christ on a crutch. Ladies and gentlemen.... Sean has left the arena. Check and Mate.


HEY - Where did that hot hot babe go?????


TAGS: hey
Rating: 3.45/5

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FanVariety - July 1, 2011, 6:55 pm
dude...fail :( i never thought something with a penguin wouldn't make me laugh at least a little...one star
Chloe - June 4, 2011, 6:37 pm
Ok, look I'm a 14 year old girl, and to me A TEENAGER! athis is funny so shut up
Sean - May 16, 2011, 5:43 pm
Sorry Chloe, but that's way more than 3 Mississippis. And I don't see any auks.
Chloe - May 16, 2011, 5:16 pm
What?
Sean - April 3, 2011, 11:26 am
Now the Antarctic Auk ... let's see someone treat that subject with hilarity and aplomb. *pauses for 3 Mississippis* Didn't think so.
agdaniele - April 2, 2011, 10:49 pm
Thanks Sean.... Chloe, you're an idiot.
Sean - April 2, 2011, 9:29 pm
Ohhhh, swing and a MISS. Aggy tried to be nice. P.s. penguins is amoung the easiest of flightless Antarctic birds to make funny.
Chloe - April 2, 2011, 5:59 pm
How is this tought o make funny? I thought it was easy
agdaniele - March 24, 2011, 12:40 am
Ok, see..... simple, and made me chuckle. This is a great angle on something that is tough to make funny.


YOUR 72 VIRGINS - If you are joining a religion that asks you to blow yourself up - maybe, just maybe, you should read the fine print!




MILEY - Following in the great traditions of all those that have gone before her.




OPTIMISM -


TAGS: hey despair com i will work for p*** srsly
Rating: 3.35/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - November 9, 2009, 2:03 pm
sorry boss but this picture with the cat saying it lacked the power of invisibilty was better. Still a great tag though just find a diferent picture for it.
Ernie - January 27, 2009, 12:48 pm
Another winner!
Sean - January 27, 2009, 12:28 pm
Yer the best, and quite funny ... for a right-winger. Take it easy.
LogicDude - January 27, 2009, 8:32 am
Great Poster, Tags full of Win, hints of oak and apricots...Judges? 5 poodles!
Sean - January 26, 2009, 7:18 pm
Dammit, punctuation does not show up in the tags. Makes it harder to thoroughly abuse that feature. Ah well. Live and yearn.


GLADIATORS -




ADVERTISING - Hmmm the same has been said about Halle Berry and I would definitely tap that!


TAGS: hey aggy want a sip
Rating: 3/5

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BriaHere - August 4, 2009, 12:30 pm
jalford, enough. Other aliases used: jalford, weslake, rgler, dons, hellos, rew, smdc, slive, ooooooooooom
smdc - August 4, 2009, 8:19 am
(comment deleted - ban warning!)
LogicDude - August 1, 2009, 9:28 pm
This could be worth dusting off the old passport for! Watch out TSA! I'm smugglin' back a case!!!
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:40 pm
Bria, it'll be the same beer you hate that'll make your wit (or lack thereof) tolerable to a suitor.
TheTrashHeap - August 1, 2009, 3:15 pm
Grow a ***k! you no-talent timmy!
weslake - August 1, 2009, 10:55 am
(comment deleted - ban warning!)
CANADA - July 21, 2009, 11:10 am
NO! BriaHere, u fail!!
BriaHere - July 21, 2009, 8:05 am
Guinness tastes terrible, then again so does all beer.
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 10:14 pm
Only the Mennonites... Vegas is a lost cause.
BuZZbomb - July 19, 2009, 10:13 pm
And hand out those little escort service handbills to tourists that stagger by!
BuZZbomb - July 19, 2009, 10:12 pm
WHAT! The Mexicans left Vegas? Who will clean the rooms?
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 10:11 pm
Niiiiiiiiiice.
BuZZbomb - July 19, 2009, 10:11 pm
Come on now, you haven't lived until you've heard some Mennonites with their 'Lancaster County' accents saying, "Come on Josiah, Roll them bones!"
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 10:10 pm
This may surprise you, but they're scarce here in Vegas.
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 10:08 pm
Seriously in the town i just moved away from there is a large German Mennonite population and a high Mexican Mennonite population. All the girls wore skirts all the time it was like going back to the 50's (w/o a delorean)
BuZZbomb - July 19, 2009, 10:06 pm
Hey, here in Pennsylvania, those shifty Mennonites are good for what happens BEHIND the barns that those lofty Amish raise!
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 10:06 pm
The rest of us call it inbreeding.
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 10:05 pm
They do if they're Mexican Mennonites! (Thats a real thing btw)
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 10:04 pm
Then again, after WWII, they're a bit b***-hurt about the turn italians took on them.
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 10:03 pm
Thanks, TTH... german girls usually don't like mexicans, eh?
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 10:03 pm
Thanks Buzz... cheers!
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 10:03 pm
Touche, TTH.
BuZZbomb - July 19, 2009, 10:02 pm
Well as long as there was a silver lining... Cheers!
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 10:02 pm
Like its hard to get a German girl in the sack? Unless they're Mennonite.
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 9:59 pm
I loved the strength and taste, but the flavor wasn't... as you put it... burnt enough. Decidedly lighter. Not a fan, but it got a german girl in the sack so, not a total loss.
BuZZbomb - July 19, 2009, 9:57 pm
I thought that was a fake at first, then maybe it's real. Pass, as in you didn't like it?
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 9:53 pm
That reminds me... Guinness Red isn't available in the US at this point. I had to bribe a German friend to locate some and bring it when she was here on business. It's lighter than Guinness, but being served only in select euro locales, it's strong. Pass.
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 11:53 pm
Hmmmmm... gonna have to look into it. However, I'm a bit attached to Guinness as god first made it. Guinness 250 was an awful bastardization of Guinness. I'll get back to you when I try it. But if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 4:06 pm
Hey can anybody else see this poster?
MO. - July 4, 2009, 4:06 pm
I gave 'er a 5 as well, but am going to wait on further ruling from our resident expert....
moooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 4:03 pm
Nope I still can't see it. But I gave it a 5 anyways, I'm just gonna a**ume it's a sweeping retrospective on the state of the worlds economy. Or It's just a rude joke about Guinness. Either way....
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 3:33 pm
is that better moooooooo?


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BoneCD - June 13, 2010, 6:25 am
LMAO good one Airman!!! 5 Poodles


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Jeez, I went 0 for 4.
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Thanks! (I guess)
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